#to wyjaśnia wszystko w kwestii wielkiej heteroseksualności legolasa #jedni mają ojca alkoholika a inni ojca divę #niestety ojciec legolasa nie chodził regularnie na spotkania anonimowych div #przez co biedny legolas dostał traumy na całe życie #i stał się zatwardziałym heterykiem biegającym z widłami za homoseksualistami #i Boromiem #za to że pokazał mu obleśne fanfiki z jego brudnymi otepami #więc nie twierdzcie że to wy mieliście ciężkie dzieciństwo #bo nic nie wiecie jony snowy #lord of the rings #legolas
Fili in the background like, “Do you have to trigger Uncle’s PTSD like that?”
#this scene is just one great big gay metaphor #two dudes on a rainbow bridge#one of them is conveniently making sex faces and the other one looks like he’s making a commercial for pantene #also the hammer is thor’s penis and it also conveniently happens to be resting on loki’s chest while he’s making sex faces #nice one kenneth branagh #i see what u did thar
#I want sam and dean to do that thing where they pull up at a curb or whatever to let cas get into the impala #and as soon as cas gets his hand on the door handle they start pulling away #and then they stop the car and dean’s like SORRY MAN MY FOOT SLIPPED ON THE BRAKE THERE #and sam is trying not to laugh #so cas goes to try again and the impala starts rolling away again #and dean does this about 5 more times until sam’s crying with laughter because cas falls for it every time #I WANT THAT
#I LOVED HOW MUCH TEASING THEY DID TO CAS#because honestly i wouldn’t have it any other way #this is how they showed affection all the way back in s1 #this is how they show you ARE included #just like way back when with dean putting the whoopie cushion down for cas to sit on #i would have been more worried if they HADN’T been little shits to cas frankly #this is basically the exact dynamic that i want #except ideally cas would eventually be able to give as good as he got just like sam back in s1 #like eventually cas’d just mojo himself into the backseat and dean would find that all his tapes are now the my little pony soundtrack #and sam would collapse into howls of laughter all over again and cas would just sit there looking quietly smug while dean stared in horror #team brotherly shits #because as long as they can srs up for important moments (‘talk to me’) i want nothing less from them #being immature little assholes is how winchesters show they love you #team free will #supernatural (x)
#i can’t get over the fact that THIS is what Sam’s seeing #He had to take that necklace off #he drove with Dean’s body in the CAR with him #so he could bury his brother #and can you imagine him just #pulling along the side of the road and crying into the steering wheel until his head pounded and his heart ached? #how he waited and waited for the tears to stop #how he hoped that he’d just look over and see his brother sitting there beside him #sleeping or something #how #when he was finally alone #after burying Dean #he had to wash the blood from the necklace #and wore it when he went to sleep #ALONE #the bed by him empty #the room as cold as ice #as quiet as a librarian’s tomb fer fucks sake #and he probably cried himself to sleep#knowing he was alone in the world #he had no big brother to protect him #no partner to go on cases with #no Dean #Dead inside
And he blames himself. Its his fault. Dean sacrificed himself for him.
#so no one told you earth was going to be this way #paradise’s a joke you’re plan’s in smoke #cuz the winchesters got in your wayyyyyy #it’s like you’re always stuck in some vessel’s skin #and when it hasn’t been your millenia and you can’t seem to wiiiiin #CASTIEL’S GOING TO LEAVE YOUUUUUUUU #WHEN DEAN STARTS TO CALL#CASTIEL’S KIND OF IN LOOOOOOVVEEEE #HE’S NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE #CASTIEL LIKES THE WINCHESTERS BETTERRRR #BECAUSE THEY’RE THERE FOR HIM TOOOOOOOOOOO #and fade to black
CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT SAM’S TOOTHBRUSH IS PINK.
#i’m going to pretend that this is sam dean and cas and they are laughing because bobby wanted to take a picture of them #but he accidentally set the camera to video mode and it’s recording and he doesn’t understand #how this damn thing works or why those three idjits are laughing at him #;oaweywa #it almost seems as if dean’s mouthing ‘can’t you take a picture old man?’ #and bobby would yell back at dean about how this damn fancy new camera sam bought him is trash#and sam and cas would just laugh because they knew this would happen #but it’s all good because sam would fix it for him and then bobby would take a picture of them and keep it forever #AND THEN THEY’D ALL GO OUT FOR DINNER AFTER THIS BECAUSE THEY JUST FINISHED UP A HUNT AND THE FAMILY NEEDS FED #ajweoyaw#crying