melle-et-venenum:

saekimchi:

jacknoir:

psa: obama isnt perfect and romney isnt satan

of course romney isn’t satan we love satan here on tumblr

lokidindeed:

lesserjoke:

I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good indication that our relationship was not in a healthy place to begin with. I wish you both the best of luck in making things work, and I hope we can all stay friends over this.

a song by Tom Hiddleston

black-nata:

whY humanity wHY

all i ever wanted was to get a bunch of bitches to kneel

valeria2067:

solarbeans:

zaikira4world:

superwholockianlady:

jillypooh:

sweet-henrietta:

I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.

This windowsill pleases me. 

YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!

AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!

SCREAMS

I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!

(x)

Title: Can't Do The Hokey Pokey With Loki
Artist: The Crawdaddys
Album: Moldy Mango Tango
98,703 plays

allthejotun:

thealbinostrawberry:

“Can’t Do The Hokey Pokey With Loki”

my mom found this on a cassette today

oh my god

potatocat:

In the next issue of Red Hood and the outlaws; “the never ending play date”.

thatderpwearingafedora:

tunapuss:

charlizesittheronmyface:

iwillalwayslovethefool:

Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well

what

they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL

SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?

you-had-me-at-lets-fuck:

ketchu-m:

vaginapowersactivate:

OH MY GOD, THE SECOND PHOTO.

SO TURE.

apiumapius:

Roleplay by *Oriental-Lady

“Tony: I am the God of Thunder, I fuck Loki now!
Steve: *facepalm*
Loki: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”

Person: omg the bad guy is so annoying i bet no one likes him
Supernatural Fandom: haha
Sherlock Fandom: hahahahaha
The Avengers Fandom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Untitled Star Trek sequel Fandom: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

black-nata:

ghetto loki of assgard

It was always obvious that he was adopted.

aausten